Welcome to team hijack dot mother fucking com. Here you will find game reviews and other related features that I shit out for your entertainment. The updates are on a strict schedule of whenever I feel like it and the games I choose aren’t necessarily going to be new releases or popular titles. In fact, if anything I’m going to pick mostly shitty games because they are easier to make fun of. You don’t have to agree with me or even like my writing but the least you could do is come in and click on some shit so it looks like I’m popular. Oh, and I’m well aware that this site looks like shit in Internet Explorer. I have no intention of fixing that.

Note: The site is brand new so there isn’t a whole lot of content at the moment. If you like what you see don’t worry, hang around and I’ll get some more shit going.

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